Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Complete guide for perfect anal cleansing


Complete guide for perfect anal cleansing


To which I am going, that this weekend I have had a sensational guide that explains in detail how to do a good anal, or rectal ... or colon wash ... Enough! How to clean your ass, pussy.




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That nobody (except the very slutty) likes to stumble or pull it out like a ColaJet at best or like an ice cream crocanti at worst. Not to mention the shame of being the one who blemishes.



So, friends ... to the subject!

Thanks to blindjaw for this fantastic illustrated guide to do a bass cleaning. The texts are in English (promises a translation soon), but the drawings are explanatory enough not to get lost. Anyway, I will comment one by one.

HOW TO CLEAN YOUR ASS BEFORE THE ANAL SEX

1. There are 2 types of washing: the fast, for a powder within the next couple of hours, and it will take you 10 to 30 minutes; and the full one, an intensive 30 minutes to two hours! Inidcado for long sessions, monstrous cocks, fisting or gigantic dildos.

First you have to choose the instruments to use: the shower (with its adapter, sold in Amazon or Aliexpress if you do not want to spend a kidney in the sexshop of the neighborhood), the knob, the commercial enemas or the hot water bag (see the description in the drawing, you share).

For emergencies, Hermione the Hemorrhoid recommends a bottle of mineral water bought in the Chinese corner or the hotel's vending machine.


2. First, enjoy a good shit. No hurry and without cleaning, we do not want an irritated eye. The guide is based on the use of rubber shower as a cleaning element, being the one that the author recommends, but the same concepts work for the other utensils.

The tap has to be at half pressure, no savages that you granallen the anus. The temperature, warm / lukewarm, nor freeze (which constricts everything) nor scald. We remove the drain cover. Yes, you're going to throw everything in the shower, not the toilet. Do not be me fagot! They are pipes and in the end they all go to the same place, what is the difference?

That the vertical trickle is about 10-12 cm high, enough. Direct it to the hole, let the water pressure do all the work. No need to push the beast, no lubricant will irritate your anus.


3. To fill out! Quick cleaning: Calculate 5 seconds to fill the rectum and remove the hose. Do not pass, if the water passes the sigmoid flexure and reaches the colon ... you've screwed up. The water will remove ugly things and we will have to go through the complete cleaning, or surprises may arise that are not very pleasant while they fuck you.

An enema knob is enough.

Complete cleaning: Count up to 30, you have to fill the ascending and transverse colon. If you can not, stop, relax, give it a few seconds and keep counting. It is important to do everything or if it will not take you long. In terms of knobs they are from 6 to 10.

And now comes the part with foundation ...


4. Let it go!

To shit, come on. Point to the sink and do not worry about the dirt you're riding. It can take several pushes.
Use the water pressure to force the shit through the sink.
If the poop is very solid, plug the hose in and dismantle it. Or squash it with your big toe like it was a bug.

It is a disgusting process, but inside what fits what comes out comes from you, better to mount a candle in the shower than in bed.


5. Clarify and repeat.
In the fast wash, repeat a minimum of 5 times the process. It can take you up to a dozen, relax, do not get impatient. If the water comes out with some color or smell, repeat it. If the water does not come out clear after several times, you may have gone to the colon and now you have two options: go to complete cleaning or stop and tell who you are going to fuck with this time there will only be oral sex or what will you do active. If the water comes out clean ... congratulations, that's it, a little soap, rinse and dry.

In the complete wash, the water stays in the colon, some comes out but another stays there, there is a lot to evacuate. Usually it takes about 5 complete evacuations or so get rid of it until it comes out clean, but it depends on the day, the person, everything. You will have to provorte several cramps to remove it all.

6. On this page you have several postures that help to release all the water: yoga posturitas, bailongueros movements, shake the potbellied, soap, play with your fingers in your anus, get one ... When the trips come it will be really disgusting, but it is expected. You have to repeat the process until everything comes out clean.


7. How do you know everything is already clean?
  • If you get out of the shower and have intestinal noises ... come back.
  • If the water smells bad, something stays inside.
  • If it comes out with mucous, it means that you have already cleaned everything.
  • Sometimes the process ends with a fart. That means it's already there, but if it smells of lightning ... it mistrusts.
  • There is usually a feeling of emptiness when it is over. It is a skill that is improved with practice.
  • If after a long time only a stream of clean water comes out ... perfect!

Hermione the Hemorrhoid gives us some last advice:

  • Use a digital scale to weigh before and after and so know if you have water inside (I see this a VERY inaccurate bullshit).
  • Eat fiber Help.
  • Using a jet of cold water at the end of the process feels like lightning, but it can accelerate things.
  • And finally remember that each body is different and that this guide must be adapted to each person, who may need more, less water ... with practice you learn.

And that's it. Fuck safe, have fun and, for God's sake, sip a little soap and clear up after everything is over.



You can find this fantastic guide HERE , and if it's translated, I'll put it in full.

Continuing with the implementation of the trans-orthopedic and trans-heteroscedastic cispatriarchal agenda, this is an issue that affects all men who practice sexual exchanges with individuals of our same sex ... good gender ... well .. aaaaghhhh! what a fill of political correctness LGBTQRIRQTR, pussy.

It's worth for liabilities, it's worth for versatile, it's worth for assets (you're no less fag because you do not wash your ass well, fuck) and, so that they do not call me a misogynist ... it's also good for women!

Monday, January 14, 2019

The right way to clean your ass after going to the bathroom


The right way to clean your ass after going to the bathroom


Many of us do not touch hygiene issues either because of grief or why they are simply taboo, but the reality is that we all go to the bathroom , and many times we have problems after having bad hygiene at the time of cleaning . Although it does not look like it, the anus is an area of ​​the body that is just as sensitive, which can contract bacteria and pass them to other parts of the body, so it is important that you know the correct way to clean it.




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Did you know that from the moment you dry your bottom, or the wet ones, you can be committing hygiene mistakes? You can be irritated or you can cause a bad smell. It seems like a silly question, since you 've probably been cleaning your ass more than you could write your own name. But if we all do it the right way, why are brands in underwear a common problem?

Dr. Joel Krachman, MD, Chief of Gastroenterology at AtlantiCare Regional Medical Center says there are no rules as such when it comes to cleaning, except you should not do it quickly or very loudly, top to bottom or bottom, or fold the paper , all methods have the same effectiveness. However, many people who do so forcefully or quickly irritate the anal area, which can cause painful anal hemorrhoids or abscesses.

When that happens, it is advisable to use wet wipes instead of paper. In fact, many people have chosen to use paper towels to avoid these types of problems and have a much greater feeling of cleanliness, but are wet wipes really better?

Ryan Meegan, one of the creators of Dude Wipes, uses this analogy to explain it: "If you had chocolate in your arm or hand, you would not just use a dry paper towel, right? " he says. "You would use a wet paper towel or a wet wipe to make sure you remove all the substance." It also says that there is no need to buy brands of expensive wipes, it should not be a big investment since they have the same effectiveness and it is much better to avoid the aromatic wipes.

Another effective way to clean your bottom and economical is to apply to the toilet paper 3 drops of antibacterial liquid so that there is less "movement of bacteria".

On the other hand, it is not only good to clean your ass when you go to the bathroom, in the shower is also a great place to clean yourself perfectly and not only soaking your bottoms in water. The best strategy is to use a hand shower for direct cleaning. I recommend buying a bar of soap specifically for your butt because like the vagina, it is an especially sensitive area. Look for a soap that is soft for the skin and neutral, that will be more than enough.



10 tips you should know before re-entering a public bathroom


We know you have to be very careful when going to a public restroom, and many people have certain opinions about what is hygienic and what is not, but here are 10 things that you should apply before going back to enter a bathroom. Public bathroom and that will save you from many so many hygiene problems. Take note.

1. First of all, look for the cleanest bathroom.

This means that the bathroom you enter does not have splashes of water, there is no paper thrown on the floor, there is only clean water inside the toilet and there are no stains in a cup. If you notice it a bit dirty, look for another one that gives you more confidence, your instinct is wise.



2. Always check for toilet paper.
The toilet paper is essential for you to have a less unpleasant experience. Not only should you check if there are so you can clean your private parts, but also serve to protect you from several things that I comment below.



3. Wrap the paper cup if there are no toilet covers.
Many people say that it is a tremendous waste of paper, but the truth is that you will be protecting your intimate area from any bacteria found in the toilet.



4. Fan a ball of toilet paper in the toilet to keep it from splashing.
If you normally feel "aguilita" and splash all over when you pee, I promise you that it is worse than you think because the water in the toilet is NOT clean either. If you throw a small ball of paper into the toilet, it will prevent the water from splashing.



5. Sit down, do not play "aguilita".
Many say that you do pee squatting, but complementing the previous point, there are more bacteria inside the cup than on the surface and it is much more dangerous for water to splash on you. If you feel there is a much higher chance that you will not get vaginal infections.


6. Never leave the toilet with your hands.
Use your feet or cover your fingers with toilet paper because the squeegee is one of the dirtiest parts of the toilet, even if you do not believe it.


7. Lower the lid before pulling the toilet.
This will prevent water from splashing and the next person will suffer the consequences.



8. Take more care of the floor than of the toilet.
If you are worried about the cup, the ground is really alarming. Believe it or not, this is the area where there are more bacteria so if you plan to stop the floor, leave your bag there or let your clothes touch it when you go to the bathroom you will be committing a mortal sin.



9. Do not forget to take wet wipes in your bag.
If you do not carry wipes in your bag, you will not be able to touch many things in the bathroom. They will be super useful even to open the sink key and to close it without touching bacteria again.


10. Do not open the door with your hands when you leave.
Always push it with your body, and if you have to use your hands, do not forget to use the wet wipe.

7 Secrets for a good anal cleansing


7 Secrets for a good anal cleansing


Obviously we are going to talk about practices that you can not do minutes before going into action with your boy. But they are very efficient if you know that there will be fun that night, especially so that you do not screw up. And I say it, literally.




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For many children, it ends up being a hell, a time of pleasure, because of the fear of possible surprises, that is, to dirty or dirty your sexual partner. But we're going to give you some basic tips so you can always have your ass clean and edible. And this goes for everyone, but particularly for the passive and versatile (many believe they do not need it) and to avoid living a moment of shame in front of that boy they like so much. First, you must choose according to your needs and comfort, among the many options you can use for effective anal cleansing :

Enema: is a bag made of synthetic rubber, able to withstand high temperatures, connected to a rubber hose, and a plastic nozzle. The enema, being a tool that is not connected to the shower, can be hung at the top of the shower to help the water flow.

Enema pumps: these are usually the cheapest in the market, however they are able to store little liquid, which means carrying out the process several times to achieve optimal cleaning.

Tubes of injection of shower: it is a tube or nozzle of plastic, steel or aluminum, that is connected to the hose of the shower (removing first the normal head of the shower) and that allows to regulate the temperature and the flow of water with the tap. Nowadays, tubes come in different sizes and shapes to make your cleaning experience a pleasant and fun moment.

It is also important to remember that this type of cleaning is always done inside the bathroom, preferably in the shower and of course follow the following tips:

  1.     Check the water temperature: if you are using the shower bag or enema, take the bag with enough hot water (but not very hot). For rest use always warm water. It is important that you do not use liquid soap with water, because commonly the chemical with which the soap is made can be harmful to those internal parts of the rectum. If on the other hand you are using the shower injection tube, place the water flow smoothly, the idea is only to fill the internal part of the anus with water, it is not a pressure cleaning.
  2.     Lubricate your anus: place lubricant around the no and inside it, as when you will have a penetration. This will help the mouthpiece entrance of any of the utensils you use.
  3.     Cleaning time: carefully insert the head or tube into the anus, until it reaches a little beyond the hole. The idea is to fill the inner part of the ass with water.
  4.     When you are full, stop and take out the head: you will feel full inside, as with a pressure or desire to defecate. Gently remove the hose from the entrance of the anus. The important thing is that you have filled the rectum with enough water so that all the dirt comes out easily.
  5.     Now to wait: before releasing the water that you have inside, get upright and massage your abdomen a little to move the intestines, in order to move the solid waste that may be.
  6.     Expel the water: squeeze your buttocks and sit as you normally do in the toilet. And without force, let the water fall. You can squeeze a little later to ensure that all the water has been expelled. Get rid of the dirty toilet, so that when you repeat the procedure you can see if the water is coming out clean or not.
  7.     Repeat the procedure: the recommendation is to repeat steps 3 to 6, until the water comes out completely clean. However, it is important that you do not fill the rectum with a lot of water in the repetitions, because it can get stuck in areas of the colon and leave when you do some movement, at an unexpected moment.

At the end, and after the respective shower, you are ready to calmly and safely enjoy the anal penetration with your sexual partner. Remember that fecal matter is usually composed of microbes, bacteria and other organisms that can easily transmit STIs , so we recommend always having the habit of anal cleansing and using condoms and lubricants in all your sexual practices, to avoid that you swallow it. .

How to fight irritation in the anus with 3 cleansing remedies


How to fight irritation in the anus with 3 cleansing remedies


Three cleaning tips to avoid irritation in the anus

A correct anal cleansing, after going to the bathroom, is one of the essential factors for our and to avoid irritation in the anus. Anal cleansing influences two reasons:




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    A cleaning with inappropriate products or techniques can irritate the anal area. For example, too vigorous cleaning using toilet paper.

    If the cleaning is insufficient, the remains of feces contribute to increase the irritation in the anus

That is why we should never underestimate the importance of correct anus cleaning after going to the bathroom. Before you start thinking about ointments or other remedies for itchy anus, this should come first! Otherwise, with an incorrect anal cleaning, nothing will work! Now, how do we not irritate the anus with the cleaning, but at the same time leave it well cleaned so that the remains of feces do not irritate it? Keep reading 🙂

Tip number 1: Avoid toilet paper and wet wipes!

Yes, I know ... This advice can be difficult to follow when we are not at home . Obviously, if we are in the office, in a restaurant, or any other place away from the comfort of our home sweet home, we will have no choice but to use toilet paper. The other tips below address these cases. But for now let's focus on the ideal case, which is when you're at home.

The main thing to keep in mind is that the toilet paper irritates the anus a lot . Wet wipes are also not recommended, since moisture is precisely one of the causes of irritation in the anus . It does not matter that they are dermatologically tested, everything that leaves us wet year should be avoided!

The best cleaning is with a jet of water, do not use soap or sponge. If you have a bidet in the bathroom, use it right after the bowel movement to clean yourself. Do not even touch the toilet paper. Just water.

If you have a bidet, use it!

If you do not have a bidet, use the handle of the shower. This is great because the water pressure will clean you perfectly . Sit on the edge of the bathtub and with the handle you clean well.

If your shower does not have a handle (it is one of those embedded in the wall) then it will be a little more uncomfortable and you will have to strip to get in the shower and help your hand to "pump" the water to the anus. But believe me, it will be worth it ! What is a bit of discomfort, in exchange for being much better the rest of the day?

Another important thing: cleaning must be outside the anus, not inside. Do not try to open the anus and put water to clean it "inside", since that can irritate it more. Clean it well, but always on the outside.

When you are going to dry , try not to rub with the towel . When drying the part around the anus, do it by exerting a light pressure with the towel, but do not drag it on the skin . That would irritate the area of ​​the anus.

Tip number 2: If you have to use toilet paper, try at least not to rub

If you have no choice but to use toilet paper, because you are out of the house, try to rub as little as possible . Clean yourself by lightly touching the skin with the paper, and throw it away: do not drag it on the skin. Think as if you wanted to clean an ink stain on a table, using a paper napkin, without messing the table. You would not put it on top and drag it on the table, since that would scatter the ink. But you would put the napkin on top, you would let it absorb a little, you would separate it from the skin and pull it.

Tip number 3: If you have to use toilet paper, clean yourself before getting out of the cup

Another fundamental thing: clean yourself while sitting in the cup , before getting up from it !. When we get up from the cup, our buttocks press around the anus, because of the upright position we adopt. This spreads the dirt around the anus, which we have not yet cleaned, through the perianal area, which ends up stained. From then on, the cleaning we do will not be as good as if we cleaned before getting out of the cup, when the dirt is concentrated in the anus and not in all its outline. Getting up before cleaning will promote irritation in the anus because we will need to rub more (and for longer) with toilet paper, which will cause more irritation.

Sunday, January 13, 2019

Does your bathroom have a bidet? Learn to take care of it!


Does your bathroom have a bidet? Learn to take care of it!


Beloved in some countries and unknown in others, the bidet is the ideal toilet companion in any bathroom. If you want to always be free of bacteria and tartar, do not miss these tips.




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The curious bidet

What for some may be the most normal, for others it may be the strangest. Is that the bidet is not used in all parts of the world, so it belongs to the set of curious things of certain cultures.

For me, the bidet is common, and I'm surprised to see bathrooms that do not have one, but the reality is that it is only used regularly in Argentina, Uruguay, the Middle East, certain countries in Asia, such as Japan and Thailand, in the world Arabic, in Greece, Portugal, Croatia, Slovenia, Spain and Italy, which does not mean that if you are of another nationality you can have one in your home.

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The use of the bidet

For those who do not know, the bidet is an earthenware device that goes in the bathroom, usually next to the toilet, which serves to clean your bottom with water, without the need to use toilet paper. For many this seems unpleasant or strange, but for those who use it, it is a solution to the problem of intimate hygiene every day, especially for the elderly, with obesity or some physical difficulty. It can also be used for a quick foot cleaning, refreshing intimate areas or as a comfortable cat rest (they love to sleep on the bidet).

The cleaning of the bidet

As you know, the bidet is in regular contact with fecal matter and urine, therefore, like the toilet, it needs a deep and periodic cleaning to make it a healthy place and does not represent risks for your family.

For this case, the best as always is bleach or bleach, with which you can get rid of germs with just one pass a day. If you want to do a deep cleaning, you must cover the drain with the corresponding lid, fill it with water, place some bleach or bleach and brush the entire surface. Then uncover and let water run to rinse.

Tartar is another frequent bidet problem, but it is solved quickly as it is done with other parts of the toilet. This article will help you: How to clean the scale of the toilet.

Having a healthy bidet is possible, but like everything, it needs some commitment and frequency of cleaning. And you, do you have a bidet ? Tell us how you take care of it!

How to clean the bidet?


How to clean the bidet?


The cleaning of the bathroom is ALWAYS very important. It is constantly close to getting dirty. Therefore, it is necessary to know the methods to keep it clean. Each sector, each object of the bathroom, has its way of washing. Next we will tell you how to clean the bidet .




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What do we need?

  •     Cream cleaner
  •     Sponge
  •     Scented cleaner
  •     Cloth

Steps to follow:

    Step 1:
    We loaded the water bidet by plugging the drain and opening the tap. If it is with hot water, better. Then we download it.
    Step 2:
    We remove the dirt that remained after the first step.
    Step 3:
    With the sponge, we apply the cream cleanser. We apply it in all the bidét. We give special importance to the drain that is where there is always waste. Then, we let the product take effect for a few minutes.
    Step 4:
    Rinse as in the first step.
    Step 5:
    With the cloth, we apply the product with aroma, so the bidet remains with a nice smell and gives a sample of its cleanliness.

I hope you have served them and get a shiny bath. Until next time!

The bidet - By Jorge Sosa


The bidet - By Jorge Sosa

It is an artifact of massive use but no one has dedicated a miserable literary essay. I'm going to redeem him.




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I want to do, in this solemn moment, a tribute, according to my highly deserved criterion, to a device of massive and frequent use that never of the jamases, still never forever, has deserved a novel of some outstanding writer, not even a miserable literary essay that highlights its virtues: the bidet. Oh, noble gadget where daily we put our buttocks fleetingly! How little men have said about you! I'm going to redeem you.

Not in all countries the bidet is used, in some a chirurgical attachment is used attached to the toilet that acts as a. But as an apparatus it exists in very few countries. It is also used in some European countries (few) and in Japan, which gets to install this type of artifacts in public bathrooms. In other countries they do not know how to use it and many put it on the roof because they think that as it has a jet it should work as a shower.

Some time ago I wrote a poetry that in one of its parts said:

The bidet leaves you anus ... swum,

Because you know that inside a criminal

Stay in ambush

Every day it happens to you that he assaults you

That jet from the snowy artifact.

If we had to compare it with an animal we would do it with the whale, which usually emit aerial jets from its back. However, the bidet is related to the horse. The word bidet comes from the French and means "caballito", in allusion to the posture that is used to use it. We assemble it, daily.

It is a kind of modest fountain, a low basin-type bowl with running water and drainage. Running water comes in clean and comes out ... well, you know. It is manufactured, in its most common ways, with porcelain or earthenware. It has a certain similarity with the toilet, it is your permanent companion, and the bidet is destined to finish the task that one executes in the toilet, because it is delineated to clean the perineal area and the anus, although it can also be used to wash the feet or the face when one arrives at the house with the body overflowing with fernet.

Some refuse to go to a public toilet because they do not have a bidet. They prefer to walk constipated than to submit to the groping of hygienol or an old sheet of newspaper. Or new, according to the rush. They puke until they reach the bathroom of their house.

The most important thing about the bidet is its jet. It has to be a determined jet, with force, well ejected from its holes, not a weak one that does not reach its destination. A bidet with a weak jet is a frustration, one has to fit well inside the device, force its anatomy to go well down in order to achieve its purpose. Nor does the jet have to be so powerful that one ends up stamped on the ceiling.

Usually it is aggressive when the winter, in those cold days that invade us, as it has happened in the last winter, and the jet is frozen. Then it happens as a temperature shock throughout the body and one tends to dodge the bulge or hole, to be more precise.

On the other hand, in the summer, your liquid caress is pleasant and you tend to stay longer, not to clean yourself but to comfort yourself. So much pleasure causes that many people start reading about the bidet while the water takes care of their private parts.

At night, when the bathroom is unoccupied, in the dark, when the medicine cabinet closes its eye because it does not have to reflect, the bidet makes fun of the toilet paper: "You are a clean buttocks of paper. There is nothing softer than water, gilún. "

Someone could say that the bidet is going for the poto, however he has fun with the cards, he is the only artifact in the house who can play dirty ass, the only one to whom one gives his private parts and who submits to that small ascending alluvium of the Mendoza River.

Luckily in the country it is a settled custom. Next to the Argentine toilet, the Argentine bidet, with its huge open mouth, gives us the peace of mind that this domestic fountain will have to point us and will surely hit the target, in reality in the black.

The bidet well deserves a farewell poem:

Ico, ico, white horse

No reins, no message,

Ico, ico, take me riding

Through the white pampa of the tiles

With your watery impulse

Until I feel that my old fret,

Blasting, blasting

Your advice followed

And it is immaculate.

Advantages and disadvantages of the use of the Bidet.


Advantages and disadvantages of the use of the Bidet.


Distended post of the series " species in danger of extinction " (those objects or customs that for one reason or another are going out of use). Today is the Bidet's turn. Cultural issue, or costumbrista, the bidet (bidet in French) is a low container with running water and drainage , generally made of porcelain or earthenware, designed to cleanse the intimate parts (clearer in wikipedia: designed to cleanse the genitals and anus). Depending on the country in which we are, the bidet is an essential container or a useless object in the bathroom. The use of the bidet generates heated debates on the web. For this, I have summarized the positions on two sides, those who are in favor and against:




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Reasons to be in favor of the use of the Bidet:


  • . It is more hygienic than paper.
  • . By not using paper, there is less erosion (no scraping).
  • . It gives a greater feeling of cleanliness.
  • . It has more glamor (what the paper?).
  • . He is surprised when he is not there.
  • . Not using it is like washing a car without water.
  • . It is more ecological because paper is saved.
  • . Spend less water than a shower.
  • . It keeps the melon cold when there is no room in the fridge (this one is not very convincing.)
  • . Cleaning with paper is in poor taste.
  • . It is a complement to the daily shower.


Reasons to be against the use of the bidet:

  • . It is useless and occupies place.
  • . It is an old article and it belongs to the past.
  • . Its little use ends up transforming it into lavapiés, nail cutter or magazine rack.
  • . It does not replace paper.
  • . It is more ecological because it saves water.
  • . It is used to avoid the daily shower.
  • . When using paper only there is no hands-kk contact.

Where it is used a lot: France (60 percent of the people), Italy, Greece, Spain, Portugal (with horizontal jet), Argentina and Uruguay (90 percent and vertical jet, is the element that most miss an Argentine- Uruguayan who travels the world.) and in some parts of Asia.

Other methods used for personal hygiene:
Tunisia or Brazil, there is no bidet there. They replace it with a kind of hose through which pressurized water comes out. There is also a rumor (which I find funny) without scientific support that the Chinese do not use paper to clean themselves, and that if they used it, the forests in the world would end (?).

In short, those who do not have it do not miss it and those who have it can not be without it.

For those who do not know and want new experiences, a link to how to install a bidet in the bathroom.

How to use a bidet


How to use a bidet


You are likely to find a "bidet" in a bathroom, when traveling in Europe, Chile, Asia or China.

 A "bidet" is a toilet that is used to clean the genitals and the anal area, or simply to cool you down. The first time you use it, it may seem a bit uncomfortable, but in reality it is very simple and hygienic to use.




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Steps

  1. 1 Use the toilet button. The purpose of the "bidet" is to help you clean yourself after using the toilet (WC). Although some people believe that the use of a "bidet" is a substitute for toilet paper, many choose to use both.
  2. 2 Sit on top of the "bidet". In most "bidets" you can use the water controls, as you would in a normal toilet. It is easier to control the flow of water temperature, if you learn to use the controls. If you bring pants you will have to take it off and fit well on the "bidet". There is a wide variety of designs of "bidets", so you will have to adapt to your design, depending on the area you want to clean.
  3. 3 Adjust the temperature and force of the water jet for more comfort. If the "bidet" has controls for cold and hot water, start with the hot water. Once it is hot, add the cold water until you reach a comfortable temperature. In hot climates you must first open the cold water. In this climate, the water does not need a time to warm up, because you could burn your sensitive areas, if you use hot water first. Be very careful when opening the water, since many "bidets" can produce a large jet of water, move the control a little. Make sure where the water comes from before opening the jet, or you could end up getting wet. If the "bidet" has a spray nozzle in the cup, place your hand over the nozzle to cover the water jet and then press and pull the lever behind the faucets. You can find what you need by keeping control of the " jets. "
  4. 4 Sit in the jets of water so that you clean the area you need to clean. In some "bidets", you can be on the bidet or you can sit on it. Most "bidets" do not have seats, but are designed to sit on them. Some "bidets" do not have "jets", they only have a tap that fills the bowl, like filling a sink. 5 Clean your anal area or your genitals. Clean the area you want with your hands, as if it were time to take a bath. If you want to use soap, use only those that do not have perfume because the perfumed ones, they are not recommended for the genitals. Rinse well and turn off the water.
  5. 6 Dry your skin. Some "bidets" have an integrated air dryer that you can use. In others, you will simply have to dry with toilet paper. Many "bidets" have a towel in a ring next to the "bidet". It's for drying your genitals or your hands, but sometimes it's used to clean splashes around the rim of the cup after you rinse.
  6. 7 Rinse the "bidet". Once you are out of the "bidet", use the "jets" at low pressure for a few seconds to rinse the sink, and so the "bidet" stays clean and fresh. Wash your hands with soap and water, as you would after to use the toilet or "WC".


Tips
There are many styles of "bidets" like the one with toilet style. The features that it offers is that it includes: an adjustment in the water pressure, control of the direction and temperature control. You can also buy a "bidet" to install it in your own bathroom. Some of these require electricity, but others do not. Some countries are known especially for the use of "bidets", such as: South Korea, Japan, Egypt, Greece, Italy, Spain, France, Portugal, Turkey, Argentina, Brazil , Uruguay, Venezuela.

The steps to use a modern "bidet" built in the toilet, are the same as those described above, except to remind you that you must remain seated in the toilet before using the bidet. These can be controlled electronically, or they can have controls arranged next to the user. Some of these include two nozzles, a short one to wash the anus, and a longer one that women can use to wash their genitals, while others have a mouthpiece with two adjustments. Some of the additional benefits of using a "bidet" are :

The use of it, by elderly people with limited movements, such as the elderly or disabled. You can misuse a "bidet" when you use it when bathing, and it is uncomfortable and dangerous. They are very useful for people with hemorrhoids, since they reduce the amount of repetitive cleanings. The use of a "bidet" can help women during the menstruation and prevent or minimize the occurrence of fungal infections or vaginitis.You can use the "bidet" to quickly wash your feet. Ad

Warnings
Dry clean at least once after defecation and before using the "bidet". The excess of stool remains can obstruct the drainage of the bidet. This could be horrible for someone who uses it after you. If you are in an area with a doubtful water sanitation, do not use the "bidet" on your irritated skin.

Your skin is a barrier against infection when it is intact. Some people use "bidets" to bathe babies. This should not be done unless you give only that use to the "bidet", if this is the case, better ask your doctor.

Do not over tighten the bidet accessories, otherwise the washing machine may be damaged. It is recommended to drink water from a "bidet".

The current could bounce off a dirty surface and become contaminated. Be very careful when adjusting the temperature and pressure of the "bidet". This way you will avoid burns and irritations on your skin.

How to clean the anus properly after evacuation?


How to clean the anus properly after evacuation?


Intimate hygiene is one of the most important duties for the human being, if he does not do it, he would be harmed in many aspects that can influence his day-to-day. That is why the cleaning of the anus after the respective evacuation is significant, and then we give you a series of recommendations of great help for the realization of this.




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Although it is an information that could be trivial or already known by all. There are many cases of children and adolescents with whom sharing this article can save you uncomfortable conversations. It can also be helpful when it comes to attending children or people of senile age.

What do you need to clean the anus after evacuating

  •     Toilet paper
  •     Wet wipes

Step by Step

  1. The first step is to grab a bit of toilet paper, it is not necessary to spend the entire roll on a cleaning.
  2. The second step comes after completely evacuate, you will use the portion of toilet paper that you consider appropriate and you will start cleaning the anus. Remember that the best way to clean the anus is by sitting, standing will be a bit difficult.
  3. The third step is the most important, because it is the part when the cleaning begins. It is advisable to do it from front to back with gentle movements, so you will not hurt yourself.
  4. In the fourth step verify that you have already done all the cleaning, without leaving any trace of the evacuation.
  5. In the fifth and last step you can use the wet wipes to finish cleaning the anus, thus avoiding uncomfortable irritation that can harm you in your walk.
  6. recommendations


  •     You can buy a toilet paper made of soft material
  •     You can also finish the cleaning by bathing or washing your anus with plenty of soap and water in a bidet or in the shower.
  •     Friction with paper can cause scratches or small wounds. In that case extreme cleaning measures and apply some healing cream.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Pauline's Bidet, A Story that Comes to Our Days


Pauline's Bidet, A Story that Comes to Our Days


Cubans and tourists travel through three of the busiest avenues in Havana that are intercepted at the roundabout of the Sports City. Decorated with gardens and the coming and going of the passers-by the roundabout of the Sports City gives us a historical relic, the fountain that is in its center.




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The Luminous Fountain, which was its original name, is of utmost importance for the city dwellers and for those who visit Havana, as it distinguishes with its design the roundabout of the Sports City and serves as a point of reference for many to know, where They connect Avenue 26, Rancho Boyeros and Vía Blanca.

Accompany the luminous fountain the illustrious coliseum of the Sports City, one of the most notable works of Cuban engineering. Located both buildings one in front of the other mark the passage to those who circulate there and walk around.

The Luminous Fountain was built thanks to the program of urban works in the 20th century under the mandate of the Authentic Government, in the period of 1944 - 1948, in which the president of Cuba was Ramón Grau San Martín. This ornamental hydraulic work is currently located in the charismatic municipality El Cerro in Havana and was part of the public works that were built at that time Aldecoa.

This work of ornamental type brought a response from the Cuban people who became discouraged with this Government. The fountain was baptized as the Bidet of Paulina by the Havana populace, Paulina Alsina was the widow of Grau's brother and sometimes served as first lady since the president was single.

In a jocular, burlesque and charismatic way, the Havana people named this fountain as it was known that Mrs. Paulina was one of its main promoters for its joint creation with the cousin of President José San Martín, who held the position of Secretary of Public Works and he was the architect and engineer who built it in 1945.

The design of this fountain is made up of stonework structures that resemble a glass. The cups go from major to minor and form 4 levels. The source water reaches the end, bounces off each section of the source and ends in a circular pond contained by a wall. To beautify the fountain each level is decorated with a set of lights of different colors. At dusk and dawn this fountain enhances its beauty with the fascinating magic of nature between two lights.

Pauline's Bidet and its transcendence

This fountain is of utmost importance for Havana residents and tourists, as it shows the roundabout of the Sports City and serves as a point of reference for many to know where three main avenues meet. In addition, its history reflects the Cuban charism, which baptized it as the Bidet de Paulina, criticizing in a mocking way the government of Grau and Paulina Alsina. The Luminous Fountain or the Bidet de Paulina is already half a century old and today is a symbol of pride of the roundabout of the Sports City because of its ingenious location and what it represents for the people of Havana.