Complete guide for perfect anal cleansing
To which I am going, that this weekend I have had a sensational guide that explains in detail how to do a good anal, or rectal ... or colon wash ... Enough! How to clean your ass, pussy.
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That nobody (except the very slutty) likes to stumble or pull it out like a ColaJet at best or like an ice cream crocanti at worst. Not to mention the shame of being the one who blemishes.
So, friends ... to the subject!
Thanks to blindjaw for this fantastic illustrated guide to do a bass cleaning. The texts are in English (promises a translation soon), but the drawings are explanatory enough not to get lost. Anyway, I will comment one by one.
HOW TO CLEAN YOUR ASS BEFORE THE ANAL SEX
1. There are 2 types of washing: the fast, for a powder within the next couple of hours, and it will take you 10 to 30 minutes; and the full one, an intensive 30 minutes to two hours! Inidcado for long sessions, monstrous cocks, fisting or gigantic dildos.
First you have to choose the instruments to use: the shower (with its adapter, sold in Amazon or Aliexpress if you do not want to spend a kidney in the sexshop of the neighborhood), the knob, the commercial enemas or the hot water bag (see the description in the drawing, you share).
For emergencies, Hermione the Hemorrhoid recommends a bottle of mineral water bought in the Chinese corner or the hotel's vending machine.
2. First, enjoy a good shit. No hurry and without cleaning, we do not want an irritated eye. The guide is based on the use of rubber shower as a cleaning element, being the one that the author recommends, but the same concepts work for the other utensils.
The tap has to be at half pressure, no savages that you granallen the anus. The temperature, warm / lukewarm, nor freeze (which constricts everything) nor scald. We remove the drain cover. Yes, you're going to throw everything in the shower, not the toilet. Do not be me fagot! They are pipes and in the end they all go to the same place, what is the difference?
That the vertical trickle is about 10-12 cm high, enough. Direct it to the hole, let the water pressure do all the work. No need to push the beast, no lubricant will irritate your anus.
3. To fill out! Quick cleaning: Calculate 5 seconds to fill the rectum and remove the hose. Do not pass, if the water passes the sigmoid flexure and reaches the colon ... you've screwed up. The water will remove ugly things and we will have to go through the complete cleaning, or surprises may arise that are not very pleasant while they fuck you.
An enema knob is enough.
Complete cleaning: Count up to 30, you have to fill the ascending and transverse colon. If you can not, stop, relax, give it a few seconds and keep counting. It is important to do everything or if it will not take you long. In terms of knobs they are from 6 to 10.
And now comes the part with foundation ...
4. Let it go!
To shit, come on. Point to the sink and do not worry about the dirt you're riding. It can take several pushes.
Use the water pressure to force the shit through the sink.
If the poop is very solid, plug the hose in and dismantle it. Or squash it with your big toe like it was a bug.
It is a disgusting process, but inside what fits what comes out comes from you, better to mount a candle in the shower than in bed.
5. Clarify and repeat.
In the fast wash, repeat a minimum of 5 times the process. It can take you up to a dozen, relax, do not get impatient. If the water comes out with some color or smell, repeat it. If the water does not come out clear after several times, you may have gone to the colon and now you have two options: go to complete cleaning or stop and tell who you are going to fuck with this time there will only be oral sex or what will you do active. If the water comes out clean ... congratulations, that's it, a little soap, rinse and dry.
In the complete wash, the water stays in the colon, some comes out but another stays there, there is a lot to evacuate. Usually it takes about 5 complete evacuations or so get rid of it until it comes out clean, but it depends on the day, the person, everything. You will have to provorte several cramps to remove it all.
6. On this page you have several postures that help to release all the water: yoga posturitas, bailongueros movements, shake the potbellied, soap, play with your fingers in your anus, get one ... When the trips come it will be really disgusting, but it is expected. You have to repeat the process until everything comes out clean.
7. How do you know everything is already clean?
- If you get out of the shower and have intestinal noises ... come back.
- If the water smells bad, something stays inside.
- If it comes out with mucous, it means that you have already cleaned everything.
- Sometimes the process ends with a fart. That means it's already there, but if it smells of lightning ... it mistrusts.
- There is usually a feeling of emptiness when it is over. It is a skill that is improved with practice.
- If after a long time only a stream of clean water comes out ... perfect!
Hermione the Hemorrhoid gives us some last advice:
- Use a digital scale to weigh before and after and so know if you have water inside (I see this a VERY inaccurate bullshit).
- Eat fiber Help.
- Using a jet of cold water at the end of the process feels like lightning, but it can accelerate things.
- And finally remember that each body is different and that this guide must be adapted to each person, who may need more, less water ... with practice you learn.
And that's it. Fuck safe, have fun and, for God's sake, sip a little soap and clear up after everything is over.
You can find this fantastic guide HERE , and if it's translated, I'll put it in full.
Continuing with the implementation of the trans-orthopedic and trans-heteroscedastic cispatriarchal agenda, this is an issue that affects all men who practice sexual exchanges with individuals of our same sex ... good gender ... well .. aaaaghhhh! what a fill of political correctness LGBTQRIRQTR, pussy.
It's worth for liabilities, it's worth for versatile, it's worth for assets (you're no less fag because you do not wash your ass well, fuck) and, so that they do not call me a misogynist ... it's also good for women!