The bathrooms change: the bidet was already
So expensive to be national, in Europe and the US they are replaced by modern artifacts.
Did you know that in Europe and the United States do not use bidet because they say it is unhygienic? ", Said the Galician and continued:" That's right, but for us Argentines, the bidet is sacred, a symbol of national identity. Now I am going to tell you one thing, badly that I regret, the bidet will disappear, but not because it is going to stop using, but because they are going to replace the toilets ". I smiled and the Galle cut me dry. "Do not laugh, it's going to happen", he threatened and he proposed to explain it to me: "Did you see Jorge organizing trips to Europe? Well, last time a passenger failed at the last minute and he took me to Germany, to the Black Forest itself, the land of the wooden cuckoo bird. There, what did you think? Visit a toilet factory.
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The guy came with that the bidet is no longer going, that you have to know the new generation of toilets and, in the end, convinced me. For me, the bidet is essential, and it's not that I do not banque the Spartan rusticity of the latrines, nor the discomfort of the Turkish toilet, but, if I can choose, I choose to have a bidet. "
While the Galician continued with his monologue, I remembered that the bidet was invented in France in the 18th century and that it was used in the bedroom. At some point in history, he went from the bedroom to the bathroom and made a pair with the toilet. And it was true what the Galle said, in places like Spain or Mexico every time they use less. In England they consider it a French thing; in Germany, unhygienic; and in Italy, luxury accessory. Argentina is one of the few places in the world where it is part of the ideal equipment of what we call complete bathroom: toilet, bidet, bathtub and lavatory. A classic of hygienism that fueled urban ideas of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
When I returned to the conversation, the Gallego described the technical marvels of German bathroom accessories. "There were showers that got you wet in 20 different ways and memory taps, incredible things, but the most striking thing was a toilet with thermal board and built-in bidet." Galle raised his eyebrows and took his eyes out of their sockets. The German seller explained the qualities of the gadget avoiding rough images. You saw that talking about these things without falling for the easy joke is not for everyone. The Teuton, a gentleman, Jorge half laughed under his breath. Everything was fine until he slipped into the room had this system in their bathrooms. Then I wanted to go to the next level and the same thing happened to us both, but we became Olympians dolobus.
In the middle of the tour I escaped to the bathrooms and I see Jorge leaving. We greeted each other almost without looking at each other and entered. You do not imagine, a wonder: glossy, aerodynamic, solid, reliable, almost a Mercedes Benz. As soon as you sit down, the table heats up. You imagine what that warmth was for these Patagonian buttocks: a grated pat of the grandmother. But the best thing is bidet mode. The whole device is digitally controlled, you put a finger to a symbol with a trickle of water and from behind a sloping cannon. "The Gallego put his palm up and extended his index finger, retracting the rest.
With the remote control you make the little rod find the right location -the Galician moved his finger from top to bottom at a 45-degree angle. The issue is finding the ideal position, but you also regulate the water temperature and the angle of wetting. But stop: that's not all. When you finish, a warm wind comes out of the same place that dries you ".
The Galle fell silent and I thought I saw his eyes wet. He recomposed himself and finished off with the lost sight on the horizon: "It's a before and an after, for me, the bidet was already".