Why the bidet is the best for cleaning your ass
You rub with paper and the street. Seriously?
I do not understand people who have completely forgotten their anal hygiene. They believe that yes, they take it to the day, but they do not give importance to him and it is FULLY incomprehensible. Those people who settle for toilet paper, either triple layer or offer. Or that other group, the people who routinely shit at work and scrape the entire perianal area with that paper that could be sanding because, apparently, some enlightened thought that recycled cellulose and intimate hygiene would make a good match. What a nonsense.
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And this is because we have the sublime and sublime sanitary completely forgotten. A demonstration of progress, a work of engineering whose importance is at the height of, I do not know, the antibiotics, the escalators or the hummus of the Mercadona. Yes, I'm talking about the bidet or bidet. A piece of cult of porcelain that little by little has been denoting itself until being relegated to the use of posarrevistas, to soften the hardness when you do the pedicure or for a worthy Czech-Czech when you have the menstruation.
The Japanese toilet is funny even useful, but the bidet does not. Why? Photo via Wikimedia Commons
But friend that you are behind the screen, the amount of benefits that entails soaking your perianal area with cool or warm water - the temperature that your delicate and demanding sphincter demands - to remove stool remains is priceless. I will name them one by one, but all in due time.
Because perhaps the first reaction that comes to your mind is that cleaning yourself with the bidet is disgusting. Something like your hand is going to feel shit in a forbidden place that is not made to be touched if you have it stained. Error, crass error. Unlike. It is an act of accepting and loving yourself because you are aware of what you produce and excreta, and your intelligence and responsibility meets what your anatomy, diet and digestive system have not been able to solve at all.
For example, if you stop to think about the liturgy with toilet paper, all you do is scrub your delicate skin a piece of paper folded against the remains of yesterday's dinner once and again and again. And the hairs, if you have them, that were there to their own, without messing with anyone, suddenly impregnate themselves with "that" until another rubbing returns to "clean" and get tangled forming a smelly pellet called " tarzanillo "because never, ever of the jamases, that area will be totally gleaming with a simple piece of dry cellulose.
If you stain your hand with something extremely disgusting that smells bad, are you satisfied with your hygiene by just passing a clinex on the surface? Exact. What the hell is going on with your ass?
You can tell me that the final solution is wet wipes. Sure, a pleasure that a few years ago was only available to babies now you enjoy inside your buttocks. They are perfumed above and blah, blah, blah.
Having said that, here are the benefits and drawbacks of the bidet (or bidet):
Benefits
- You do not use paper or, in any case, you need very little to take the fat.
- Your perianal area is always like fresh out of the shower.
- The freshness If ever a curious drop has caressed your anus and caused you between stupor and gustito, with the bidet you will enjoy it.
- It is known by the Tibetan monks that who enjoys a complete anal hygiene with a bidet, achieves a totally full spiritual and physical life. Okay, this is not real, but if they knew the bidet, they would meditate giving themselves an agile.
- An exercise in courage, to accept what your body expels. This I have already said, but it is that we do not pay attention to ourselves.
- Use the house bidet that nobody uses, especially if you're an uncle.
Disadvantages
- They do not appear.
Anyway, as I said at the beginning, I can not understand how people can continue their day to day with the semilimpo eye. Surely these people demand fidelity to their partner, decent work to their bosses and sincerity to their friends. They will not be satisfied with a semi-fidelity, a semi-dignified work and a friend who lies to them, but with the hygiene of their eyes yes. They can go all day without a clean ass. Seriously, my head explodes.